Lonely Richard's Almanack (it's like Uber for email)

Hi, I'm Pete. I write an absurd comedy newsletter called That was bullshit and so can you. Lonely Richard's Almanack is kinda like that newsletter, but with markedly higher carbon emissions.

Lonely Richard's Almanack is sort of a zine, sort of a subscription box, sort of an almanac, and sort of a pen pal. It's like Uber for email. If you decide to pay for Lonely Richard's Almanack:

• I will physically mail you things. Things like: exclusive articles. Dope breakfast recipes. Titillating party games. Poorly researched geopolitical features. Almanac stuff. Etc.
• You will also be able to share a message with my That was bullshit subscribers via the That was bullshit Jumbotron. Once per year, you can share anything you want with my rabid fanbase—happy birthday messages, nonsensical strings of numbers and characters, angry rants, your Kickstarter campaign, your newsletter, your Etsy store, tepid reviews of local Chinese restaurants, literally anything. Must be under 150 characters. 151 CHARACTERS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED.
• Expect something in the mail about once per month. However, I'm not super reliable and you're definitely not the number one priority in my life, so "once a month" is a bit of a moving target for me.

(if you don't subscribe, at least listen to the Lonely Richard's Almanack theme song)